Got any funny stories of your toddlers causing trouble?

Left my son who I think was 2 1/2 at the time alone (well not alone, but I wasn't really keeping a good eye on him) while I was folding laundry for about 5 minutes. I go to see what he's doing and he took a green crayon and drew ALL over the dishwasher, cabinets, tile floors, walls, my bedroom door, the kitchen table and the counter in the sink! It was everywhere! lol I was mad yet it was hillarious all at the same time. Luckily it came off everything except the (newly painted) wall and my bedroom door. So it's been there for about a year now. lol